My friend Samuel just sent me this clip from The Sword.
During a break on the set of Steve Cruz and Leif Gobo’s Green Door, Zak Spears discusses his early childhood experiences with makeshift fuck toys. It’s already surreal but Samuel flips the script by announcing “Oh, I like metal up my ass!”
I fucking sprayed my monitor with coffee.
I am crying, I am laughing so hard. *wipes tears* That’s just too funny!!
Consider yourself warned:
On a side note, look at all that hawtness in Green Door! Could you just die!!!
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That`s fucking hilarious!!!
The cast looks so hot again.Steve is a master in picking hot guys!And your right Tam,Nash Lawler is very sexy.He is great in Colt`s Beg For It too.Good to see also Luke Riley(on Zak`s left).No need to mention Zak himself!:
I had to steal the vide
Kisses
Toni
I’m glad you liked it, and please feel free!!!
xox
I loved Zak before this but now I love him even more. Suave does what theirs does for less than half the price!
Thanks for the the heads up. (Open ID is still not recognizing my address—could be because I have more than one blog address)
Doug
ROFLMAO Doug! No you did not just quote the Suave slogan! I love it. This is a great BTS!
*kicks openID* maybe it is cos you have two blogs but it shouldn’t matter. Dangit!
I confess I saw this over at Toni’s blog and had to come here to comment also. This is so fucking priceless! You only had to have grown up gay from very early on to really appreciate this discussion. I love Zak so much more now for this. And yes talk about a room full of hotness! PHEW! WOOF!
Thanks for commenting Stan. I am so glad this conversation was captured on film. lmao!
Thanks for the warning. I wisely did not drink anything before watching. This was a hoot. I currently have a bottle of Suave.
I must use a bottle of Suave in a story. I must. *vbg*
That last Anonymous comment was from me. I accidentally hit post before I checked LJ user. I know what a fucktard, right?
No, you were just laughing too hard. ;@)
OMG – thanks for the warning! No coffee spewed, but you might want to add a caution against cats on laps…they tend to launch with extreme prejudice when one howls loudly at the most excellent dialogue. I’m sure the puncture wounds will heal soon; I will have to avoid the shampoo aisle at the grocery store for a while…Favorite line? “What?” Only guys can deliver that one word response with the proper inflection that translates to: “I fail to understand your reaction to my last statement; it seemed totally reasonable to me, yet you seem to feel it was outrageous in some way”….”What? I was experimenting!”
It’s brilliant product placement. I know there’s a JR Ward joke in there somewhere…
Suave, shampoo of choice for Black Dagger Brotherhood.
What? :@\