Stag Homme XXX: Acere

I usually skip solo scenes. It’s not enough to watch a model jerk off. A model has to seduce me. I like to forget I’m watching a video. This brings me to the latest Stag Homme XXX, Acere, featuring a model named Alain rubbing a few out poolside. I swear I have seen that pool before. Physically, Alain didn’t do it for me. Sometimes I can get past a model’s looks, if he has that spark of personality that makes a scene come together. It’s how I developed my massive crush on CF_Lucas who at age 18 reminded me of an Elf, straight outta Rivendale. That cocky bastard had personality which totally grew on me. Maybe Alain would be fun to watch. So, I didn’t skip it.

I probably should have stopped watching after the intro. The minute he opened his mouth, I was hysterical. Was he for real? Couldn’t be. Too much! I thought his body was weird, like he had too much in the legs and not enough in the pecs. When Alain flexed I wondered if someone attempted to put Humpty back together after the fall?

But I kept watching. Sometimes, I don’t have the good sense to stop looking at the train wreck. Alain was trying way too hard to be sexy and hot. Maybe in person he is, but on film he looks much younger and ridiculous. I thought I’d offer up some constructive criticism.

Dear Alain,

Your sweet face could charm any girl or boy right out of their clothes. You’ve got promise, my dear. I’m sure you already know everyone loves the bad boy, the asshole, but you…I’d love for you to surprise me. Make me think a hint of innocence lingers behind those dark eyes. I’d love to feel a little dirty watching you, pleasure yourself. In fact I need to feel naughty. But baby, when crap falls out of your mouth and you make those random on cue porn faces, I feel like putting you in a devil’s trap and exorcising all that attitude out of you, I’m not in the mood for that today. Maybe we’ll play master and servant tomorrow.

Lets do it again from the top, only this time be real and natural. Be yourself and show me what turns you on, as opposed to what you think turns me on. mkay!

Best,
G.P. Crush

There are some brilliant solo scenes. Acere isn’t one of them and it could have been perhaps with someone else. Maybe Alain needed better direction and someone to say “Oh baby no, that’s not hot.” Who knows. In my opinion, Acere simply missed the mark.

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