Omg, I spit coffee all over my monitor watching this. Too Funny! Ha ha ha ha!
“Francesco doesn’t wipe his bootie any more!”
Damien Crosse demonstrates one very important use of the bidet, making sure your man’s ass is clean.
Damien is like a little boy spilling all of the family secrets. how does he do that innocent look so well? I wanna go frog hunting or catch fireflies with him while alternatively wanting to watch him do all sorts of indecent things with his fiancé* and whomever else is present. *rawr*
Not only are Francesco and Damien flipping hot as hell, they have a level of potty humor that I can totally get behind. God, I’m just smitten.
*Question: What word do you call an engaged same sex pairing? Would that be a fiancé or is another word more appropriate? The progression in a heterosexual pairing is boyfriend, fiancé, husband. It would stand to reason it be parallel in a same sex relationship, but maybe it’s different.
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You are TOO MUCH. I particularly enjoyed the word history of the word “bidet”…I’ll never look at pony rides the same way again. Sorry, I’m a word geek. Fortunately, I’m also an ass geek…what fine bootays in the beeday!
No, They are too much!
I’m a word geek.
I’d expect nothing less from a librarian!
What would we do without Wikipedia?
Thanks for the link. Damien is just too *cute*. Defo can see you two out catching fireflies.
“Oooops… sorry but one landed on your ass.”