I’m playing fantasy football this season. I’ve got one too many interests obsessions this fall, but it’s all good. Sunday’s are generally spent at my local sports bar watching the games. Yesterday was no different, but I did manage to score a date with a straight guy and get a really awesome phone call from Folsom which took the edge off the Cowboys piss poor performace against the Redskins.
Anyhew despite my fantasy football team winning two weeks in a row, they piss me off. My guys just don’t score enough points overall. So, I’m writing an open letter to them. I’ll be back to porn shorly.
Dear Delicious Demons,
Ya’ll frickin suck monkey balls. You’re turning my Sundays in to depressive episodes and that’s NO fun at the bar. Seriously. The damn Patriots are doing better than ya’ll and they don’t have Tom Brady!! WTF?!
I’m through. Expect some MAJOR changes for next week. Glares at Torry Holt for bringing the entire team down.
Btw, thank you Justin Gage for helping the Titans maintain our 4-0 record. GO TITANS!!!!!
Coach Crush
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