CF_Lucas Episodes aka “Cooterfest”

Lord, where do I start.

In my last post I was watching Brent Fuck Derek, which led me to watch all of my favorites with Derek. I can’t resist. I’m weak. I start to wonder which of my boys could match the intensity of a Brent!session. I went with Lucas.

I didn’t expect to laugh my ass off before the fucking even got started.

Where the hell did Corbin find Lucas? Seriously. Lucas already strikes me as country, but dayum….


Derek Fucks Lucas

Corbin has Lucas and Derek doing the get to know you thing. No getting to know you with Lucas is complete without a gratuitous pussy mention. Lucas never disappoints, but this time, he floors me. Anyhow, Lucas says that girls love his chin pubes on their ‘cooters!’ HOWL!

Really, Lucas?

How fucking Dukes of Hazzard is that? Lucas’s command of the English language astounds me. I put the video on pause. I couldn’t possibly continue watching in my rib splitting roaring condition. Country ASS! ROFLMAO! How did Derek sit there and NOT burst out into laughter?!?!

Of course I had to google cooters cos well, I just had too and discovered Cooterfest 2009!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

Going forward Lucas is hereby known as “Cooter.” She’s so heterosexual.

I’ve seriously digressed…back to the scene at hand.

It’s painfully obvious that Lucas and Derek have no chemistry whatsoever.

Derek is working the ego crush and Lucas is like whatever, I’ve fucked already and my chin’s cootered out. Ooh, we learn Derek is a quarter Japanese. Yaoi!!

Derek fucks Lucas is purely functional. After a minute or two of blowjobs, Derek takes the plunge.Aww Meh! Lucas always has to be asked to bottom. It’s a bit of a negotiation; Lucas never enthusiastically says sure I’ll bottom. Like Lucas tells us on camera, Corbin can get him to do anything. I’m sure!

Did Corbin just say ‘good fuck’ at the end of this? Uh oh.. I don’t think Corbin was too thrilled at how this scene turned out…Those two didn’t go out for beer later, of that I am certain.

Curious. Lucas hates to bottom so I wonder if there’s a scene where he just wilds out while getting fucked?

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