Playing Cards

I really should be working on this CF primer, but I can’t stop watching videos. Today’s CF update was Dawson fucks Jeff. From the photos, it looks like Dawson was totally bareback, again, but i have it on good authority that he was indeed wearing a condom, but it might have gotten stuck inside Jeff’s ass. Who knows. I’lll have to watch it for myself and see the great disappearing condom act.

So while I’m waiting for that to download, I figure I’d clean up my Brent playlist, where I’ve got not one but three instances of Brent fucks Derek into an alternate reality. Naturally I had to watch to make sure they weren’t duplicates. *g* Is it just me or did Brent look even more ghey (and bigger) in his most recent update with Derek. The last time they were together it was a hand holding, ass licking, exploding orgasmically good time.

Instead of just boinking each other crazy on the couch, they’ve decided to work out and discuss avoiding drama. Derek says girls bring the drama and Brent is like i avoid drama (since I’m not remotely interested in girls anyway) but drama did seem to find him. It’s so hard being pretty and having all the boys want you, Brent.

I dunno why they feel the need to discuss meaningless crap as a pretense to fucking but so be it. I smiled when Brent couldn’t help mention his sometimes lover Dawson. “I did shoulders with Dawson quite a while ago. It was a good work out.” Say what?!?! Hee! From there Brent turns his ghey knob cassanova cock to 12 and leaves it there. “You got baggy clothes on. I can’t see your heiney.” Err, what straight man uses the word “heiny?” Derek states he doesn’t have one to see ergo the baggy clothes. Brent proudly proclaims that his is getting huge, and it is.

The sexual tension is so high between them, I’m surprised the camera didn’t explode. Brent got hard the moment Corbin mentioned he’d get to fuck Derek. Derek couldn’t fake his general disinterest in talking. Neither of them can wait to get their hands on the other. Quite honestly I couldn’t either.

My only complaint about the scene is the lighting. Woulda it have killed you to get some extra lights up in that piece. The grainy video and poor lighting is distracting. I’m sure the Planet Earth crew woulda let you borrow the lights they use when filming animals in the dark. It doesn’t seem to bother the animals.

Oh yay! Downloads done.

Let’s watch Dawson and Jeff.

Whoops I accidentally watched an older scene between Dawson & Jeff thinking it was the Thursday update. LOL! It tripped me out, but now that I’ve seen it..

What gives? The premise is for Jeff to further his education by playing with a bunch of toys. Being the emeritus of sex toys, Dawson gets to hold class. I’m in love with the dildo usage and the jerk off sleeve, but I can’t deal with Jeff. Dawson is a patient, patient instructor. Jeff is asshole.

Two quick questions early on in the vid: Why was Corbin whispering directions and giggling? and Why is Corbin still speaking 10 minutes into it. I’m about to evoke the ball gag rule on everyone in the room save Dawson. Shut up, just shut up, shut up!!

Dawson’s got the best voice. Have I ever mentioned that?

Goodness, it took 22 minutes for it to get hot. That was the exact moment everyone finally shut the hell up and got down to work.

Personal hygienic note. Dildos should be cleaned between uses. The puff puff pass rule does not apply here.

(Dawson * The Blue Beetle) + orgasm = defibrillator. *VBG*

Now fast forward!

Dawson fucks Jeff, the REAL Thursday update:
“Let’s see if you can outdo Lucas!!!!!” There’s a thrown punk card! *snerk*

Whew, I’m glad I sorta saw Dawson put on the “barely there” condom. I was beginning to think it was CGI or some other shit done in post production. It still might be. Hang on, Jeff just grunted “hit it.” Wait a minute, I missed Jeff’s orgasm. Jeff robbed me of Dawson’s by hoovering it! The hell? The *nerve*

On the Lucas front, Jeff clearly slammed Lucas by saying it was so long ago he couldn’t remember and Dawson’s definitely felt better. Someone gonna pick that card up?

I’m intrigued so I jumped in the wayback machine to Lucas Fucks Jeff. Gotta check out what the drama is about.

First off, the vids are exactly identical right down to the let’s rip the condom off and skeet on Jeff’s back while he doesn’t orgasm. In the beginning Jeff mentions Cade and Lucas iamlegend sorta gives him the gas face. At this point Lucas hadn’t bottomed for Cade which he *doesn’t* like to be reminded. Lucas says I’ve been wanting to hook up with “The Machine” so nonchalantly, one would think Lucas just didn’t have time to fit Cade into his whoring/workout schedule and all. Jeff is just stirring up the pot by pitting Lucas against Dawson for the CF_Legends award.

What’s with this *not* showing Jeff’s money shot? Not that I mind or anything.

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