Fan Mail

OMG! I just got an email from Johnny Hazzard! *flails*

Last week I sent him an email cos I was feeling a little crazy and I never ever expected to get a response! How fucking cool is that!

I used to subscribe to this het site called For The Girls. It was great for photos but sucky on vids and other stuff. They have this “stud” of the month and one of them was a model called Marcello. He’s not bad looking and his photos on the site were attractive enough. I went to his website and what I found was a little strange. Marcello was a bit off. Fast forward to today. I’m browsing the MAP site and who do I see in his suit, Marcello. Only this time, his name is James. After another rib cracking conversation with none other than improperlydone and the success of the Hazzard email response, I thought I’d write Marcello a fan letter.

Here goes:

Dear Marcello,

After viewing your site I’ve come to a simple conclusion: You. Are. Not. Straight. You wash your feet in champagne and wear women’s stockings and garters.Usually that’d be hot, but on you, not so much. For the love of God, please turn down your gay. You are blinding me.

Thank you.

Oh yeah, Cockwatch seemed like an interesting site…until I clicked on the link. I think I threw up a little at cheeky in chaps. No, I have no shame.

I’m off to watch my MAP!vids.
More later…

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