In the guaranteed to tear your shit up and you’ll thank him for it category, is Girth Brooks.
The other day I was having lunch with friends when one of them turned to me and said. “Have you seen Girth Brooks? His cock is huge, like a gigantic piece of meat with weight and ‘girth’” The other knowingly nodded. Not one to miss out on a true stem to stern ripper, I googled him the moment I got home.
Stop. Hammer Time. Omg! That’s one impressive cock.
Currently Brooks is blowing loads and holes over on Manavenue.com. The proprietors of said site were clearly drooling over him by the sounds of this:
In The Beginning There Was Girth.
When he pulled it out on the balcony, we were in shock. He told us he had a seven inch dick; we were prepared for slightly above average. WEREN’T WE ALL IN FOR A PLEASANT SURPRISE when that huge manhood was loosed from it’s cage.
Thank god for friends. ‘eh?